I'm looking to unleash my hero Michael Barrett upon the unsuspecting meatheads of the world. He's locked down in my basement and I've been poking him with a stick now and then to keep him angry. So who's next on the list, now that AJ Pierzynski has been tenderized? The American Sector has been reading a lot about user generated content, so I've decided it's time for you to do the work for me. Should Michael Barrett go big-picture and punch Karl Rove for the good of the nation? Or maybe he should keep it local and hit Steve McMichael in the jaw. Or better yet, what about just letting him loose at the Cubby Bear after a Cubs night game. But now it's your turn. You tell me – who should Michael Barrett punch today?
May 24, 2006 at 9:22 am |
John Kass.
May 24, 2006 at 9:49 am |
All I’m saying is, if Barrett were to go on a tour of the Fox News studios, and just happened to bump into Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilley, or John Gibson, the world might be a better place.
May 24, 2006 at 10:44 am |
Here's one – John Stossel. One punch for his body of work on 20/20. And an extra kick in the ribs for his new book "Myths, Lies and Downright Stupidity: Get Out the Shovel – Why Everything You Know Is Wrong".
May 24, 2006 at 8:45 pm |
He should punch Sneed next. Like really punch her. A tremendously powerful blow to the gut. Yeah.
February 21, 2007 at 3:49 am |
Michael Barrett should punch Carol Slezak(SLEAZEBAG) in the head. I’m sick of her hatred for all things Cubs. If that other team in Chicago had given Soriano the same contract, it would be the best signing ever. Right in the head, Michael. Go Get Her!!!!
May 17, 2007 at 1:32 pm |
Michael Barrett should punch R Kelly. Too many reasons to list?