There Goes My Hero

By Josh

Taste good, AJ?My father once told me that a punch received square in the jaw is one of the rites of passage into manhood. Well, AJ Pierzynski is alls grows up, thanks to my new hero Michael Barrett. Let me be clear here… my joy in Barrett's sucker punch does not stem from the Cubs-White Sox rivalry. Despite my historical allegiance to the north siders, I am more than willing to admit who has the better team and I have nothing but harsh words for the Cubs this year. But Michael Barrett did something special – he punched a meathead in the face. AJ Pierzynski is exactly the kind of meathead that needs to eat a knuckle sandwich now and then. Barrett had no valid motive to hit AJ, but man it must have felt good. He deserves a big suspension from the league – but when he returns, you can bet on a standing O at his first at bat. Let this be a warning to all the meatheads out there. We're mad as hell, and we've got Michael Barrett on our side.

2 Responses to “There Goes My Hero”

  1. justin Says:

    Um, Michael Barrett is soooo much bigger a meathead than AJ. AJ is a redneck meathead, but Michael Barrett is actually on the high school prom court. It just shows your bias towards rednecks. You’d rather have the yuppies, ey?

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